Career Sputtering, Britney Spears Turns Geeky

J.D. Mullane of the Bucks County Courier Times commented on Britney Spears’ weekend wedding and annulment to childhood pal Jason Alexander. “Faced with slumping record sales, dumped from her multi-million dollar endorsement contract with Pepsi Cola and worse, cursed with cigarette breath and a sagging junk food tummy, Britney has turned to circus geekery to keep her career afloat,” he said. “She did a good job last weekend when she married Jason Alexander, a nobody from her hometown in Louisiana. Britney would have done better to marry Jason Alexander from ‘Seinfeld’ because it would have bought her an additional news cycle or two, and maybe a reality TV show.”