Carrot Top Fills In For ‘Tonight Show’ Jacko-logue

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Well, there are reports that Michael Jackson may be trying to sell the Neverland ranch. He’s having financial problems. That’s what they said in the paper today. Might be putting it on the market. And Michael’s neighbors are up in arms. They’re really upset. They’re afraid some weirdo might move in.” After reminding the audience of his gag order in the Jackson case, he brought out Carrot Top to take over. The red-headed comic joked, “Hey, guess what? You when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand’s on the little hand. … And today, today Michael Jackson told the jury that he actually likes 38-year-olds. What he meant was 30 8-year-olds. … And this is disturbing. The new sandwich, have you heard of the McJackson sandwich? It’s 46-year-old meat between 13-year-old buns.”