Cash Flow Problems For Michael Jackson

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “Well, still no verdict in the Michael Jackson trial. Did you hear about this? They say because of cash flow problems at the Neverland Ranch, feeding time has been reduced from twice a a day to once a day. … Supposedly, Michael Jackson is $270 million in debt. Isn’t that unbelievable? Isn’t that amazing? In fact, the last time Michael Jackson was in the black, he was black. … To give you an idea of how bad things are out there — you know the bed that Michael was sleeping in with those boys? It’s now coin-operated.”


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| Posted on June 11, 2005 at 3:54 am in Humor

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