‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ joked about Lindsay Lohan beginning her house arrest last week. The chat show host said in his opening monologue:
Lindsay began her house arrest today and was given an electronic ankle bracelet. Good luck getting that back.
That’s right, today Lindsay Lohan began her house arrest. When he heard about it, Arnold Schwarzenegger was like, “Don’t worry, Lindsay. Sometimes everything you need is right in your own house.”
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ joked about how ‘American Idol’ is expanding the size of their ‘Idols Live’ tour after the show’s tenth season concludes. “Normally they only take the top 10 contestants on their summer tour, but this year they’ve made an exception, they’re taking the top 11,” Kimmel explained. “So they’re really stepping on the gas this season.” Jimmy then played a faux ‘Idol’ commercial promoting an ‘American Idol’ B Team Tour featuring the bottom 246 contestants.
The comedy clip at YouTube has since been removed.
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ joked about how lately winners of ‘American Idol’ haven’t done so well with their post ‘Idol’ careers, with many making public appearances to sing the National Anthem.
The comedy clip, featuring anthem excerpts from Taylor Hicks, Crystal Bowersox, Kimberly Caldwell, Josh Gracin, Jessica Sierra and Chris Sligh, has since been removed at YouTube.
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ featured clever song titles on a new Britney Spears album ‘Pickup’ in light of her latest single having the lyric, “If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?” Among them: ‘My Face Is Leaving In Ten Minutes – Be On It’, ‘Was Your Daddy A Farmer? Because I Love Those Melons’, ‘If You Were A Booger, I’d Pick You First’, ‘You Must Work At Subway – You’re Giving Me A Foot-Long’.
The comedy bit via YouTube has since been removed.
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ featured Cousin Sal asking people on the street who won ‘American Idol’ last year just as the show’s tenth season begins. Though the people said they watched the hit FOX show, nobody was able to correctly guess who it was even though Sal was wearing a Lee DeWyze paper mask and a t-shirt that said, “It’s Lee DeWyze”.
The comedy clip at YouTube has since been removed.
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ joked about the release of Justin Bieber’s new book ‘First Step 2 Forever: My Story’ during his monologue on Tuesday. “It’s 240 pages long and every sentence begins with the word girl,” Kimmel joked before playing a spoof of a news report from E!.
Video at YouTube has since been removed.
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ recruited Guillermo to read passages from Justin Bieber’s new memoir ‘First Step 2 Forever’, with Guillermo sporting a wig styled like the Bieb.
Video at YouTube has since been removed.
‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ joked about the news Justin Bieber signed on to be a spokesperson for ProActiv. “I’ve never seen a pimple on Justin Bieber’s perfect face,” Kimmel said. “Maybe it’s hidden under his hair helmet, I don’t know.” They then did a little alteration of the teen’s voice doing the advertisement.
The comedy clip at YouTube has since been removed.
Anthony Barbieri, better known as comedian Jake Byrd, was on hand to greet Lindsay Lohan after it was announced the 24-year-old would be released early from her 90 day jail sentence. Did Jake get to see LiLo emerge from Lynwood Correctional Facility?
The ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ segment highlighting his antics for the day at YouTube has since been removed.
The late night comics targeted Lindsay Lohan on Wednesday night while the 24-year-old is serving a 90-day jail sentence for a probation violation. Among the jokes:
Jay Leno: As you know, Lindsay Lohan began serving her 90-day sentence. If it’s anything like her recent movies, she’ll probably be out for two weeks and then go directly to cable.
David Letterman: I know everyone is a little depressed because Lindsay Lohan is in jail, but look at it this way – our streets are safe.
Jimmy Kimmel: It’s Lindsay Lohan’s second day of a 90-day sentence. They say she’ll probably only be there for two weeks, which is barely enough time to learn how to use a spork.