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Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Singing Competition TV Shows

Jimmy Kimmel was going hard at reality singing competitions in his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ monologue on Thursday night (May 24), including the latest which joins him on the ABC lineup – ‘Duets’. The show, which features John Legend, Kelly Clarkson and Robin Thicke, joins ‘’ and ‘The X Factor’ on FOX, as well as ‘The Voice’ on NBC in the genre. Kimmel joked:

We’re excited because we have a new show premiere tonight here on ABC, a singing competition show. It’s about time somebody did one of those.

Each of the new show’s stars say they are in search of undiscovered talent, which I don’t think we have anymore, to be honest with you. In fact, I think we should start forcing some of our existing celebrities back into obscurity.

Here’s how a TV pitch meeting goes. “Ok, so, it’s a singing competition, and…” “Stop right there, we love it. We’re putting it on.”

A new ‘American Idol’ winner for the fourth year in a row is the white kid with the guitar. This one’s name is Phillip Phillips. It will be hard to forget someone with that name, but I have every confidence that we will.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Offers Lindsay Lohan House Arrest Encouragement?

‘Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’ joked about beginning her house arrest last week. The chat show host said in his opening monologue:

Lindsay began her house arrest today and was given an electronic ankle bracelet. Good luck getting that back.

That’s right, today Lindsay Lohan began her house arrest. When he heard about it, Arnold Schwarzenegger was like, “Don’t worry, Lindsay. Sometimes everything you need is right in your own house.”

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‘American Idol’ Summer Tour Expanding

‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ joked about how ‘’ is expanding the size of their ‘Idols Live’ tour after the show’s tenth season concludes. “Normally they only take the top 10 contestants on their summer tour, but this year they’ve made an exception, they’re taking the top 11,” Kimmel explained. “So they’re really stepping on the gas this season.” Jimmy then played a faux ‘Idol’ commercial promoting an ‘’ B Team Tour featuring the bottom 246 contestants.

The comedy clip at YouTube has since been removed.

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No Hits, Just Anthem Performances For ‘American Idol’ Alums

‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ joked about how lately winners of ‘’ haven’t done so well with their post ‘Idol’ careers, with many making public appearances to sing the National Anthem.

The comedy clip, featuring anthem excerpts from Taylor Hicks, Crystal Bowersox, Kimberly Caldwell, Josh Gracin, Jessica Sierra and Chris Sligh, has since been removed at YouTube.

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Britney Spears Pickup Lines Turned Song Titles

‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ featured clever song titles on a new album ‘Pickup’ in light of her latest single having the lyric, “If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me?” Among them: ‘My Face Is Leaving In Ten Minutes – Be On It’, ‘Was Your Daddy A Farmer? Because I Love Those Melons’, ‘If You Were A Booger, I’d Pick You First’, ‘You Must Work At Subway – You’re Giving Me A Foot-Long’.

The comedy bit via YouTube has since been removed.

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Who Won Last Year’s ‘American Idol’?

‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ featured Cousin Sal asking people on the street who won ‘’ last year just as the show’s tenth season begins. Though the people said they watched the hit FOX show, nobody was able to correctly guess who it was even though Sal was wearing a paper mask and a t-shirt that said, “It’s ”.

The comedy clip at YouTube has since been removed.

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Jimmy Kimmel Jokes About Justin Bieber Memoir Release

‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ joked about the release of ’s new book ‘First Step 2 Forever: My Story’ during his monologue on Tuesday. “It’s 240 pages long and every sentence begins with the word girl,” Kimmel joked before playing a spoof of a news report from E!.

Video at YouTube has since been removed.

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Guillermo Reads From Justin Bieber’s Memoir

‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ recruited Guillermo to read passages from ’s new memoir ‘First Step 2 Forever’, with Guillermo sporting a wig styled like the Bieb.

Video at YouTube has since been removed.

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Justin Bieber Becomes ProActiv Spokesperson

‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ joked about the news signed on to be a spokesperson for ProActiv. “I’ve never seen a pimple on ’s perfect face,” Kimmel said. “Maybe it’s hidden under his hair helmet, I don’t know.” They then did a little alteration of the teen’s voice doing the advertisement.

The comedy clip at YouTube has since been removed.

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Jake Byrd Was There For Lindsay Lohan’s Jail Release

Anthony Barbieri, better known as comedian Jake Byrd, was on hand to greet after it was announced the 24-year-old would be released early from her 90 day jail sentence. Did Jake get to see LiLo emerge from Lynwood Correctional Facility?

The ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ segment highlighting his antics for the day at YouTube has since been removed.

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