Humor
Britney Spears’ Taco Bell, Turkey Jerky & Red Bull Diet
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “A source close to Britney says Britney Spears is bulimic. She throws up after meals, and her diet consists mainly of Taco Bell, turkey jerky and Red Bull. You know, if that’s your diet, you’re not throwing up because you’re bulimic, okay? [Laughter] You’re [...]
Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon Wait ‘Till Marriage
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “According to the Daily Mirror in Britain, Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon waited until their wedding night to have sex. Isn’t that nice? They waited until their wedding night to have sex. Do you know how long they dated? An hour and [...]
Paris Hilton Gets Presidential Pointers From Martin Sheen
Paris Hilton participated in another FunnyOrDie.com video as part of her fake run for the presidency, with the 27-year-old getting advice from one of the “great fake presidents” - ‘The West Wing’ star Martin Sheen.
“Since the response from last time, Funnyordie had been wanting to do another one. they called Martin Sheen about it, [...]
Disney Unveils New Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars
News parody site The Onion is reporting on a new line of genetically engineered child stars, which Disney claims its latest batch are lifelike, you’ll barely be able to tell they have no souls. Watch an interview with Dr. Andrew Roark, the lead geneticist at Disney Labs, below.
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Leno On Lindsay Lohan Speaking Out Against Sarah Palin
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “In her blog, Lindsay Lohan this week is speaking out. Lindsay Lohan has come out against Sarah Palin. Although most people are reserving judgment until they hear from Nicole Richie and Jessica Simpson. You know, I want to make an informed decision. I need [...]
Bill Maher’s New Rules For The Jonas Brothers
Bill Maher went after the Jonas Brothers in his “New Rules” segment last night on ‘Real Time’. “New rule. The Jonas Brothers have to stop saying people hate them for their purity rings,” Maher said. “We hate you because you blow. The boys say they wear the purity rings to show their commitment to remain [...]
Gwen Stefani Gives Birth To Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale
No Doubt singer Gwen Stefani posted the following message on her official web site:
Kingston, Gwen and Gavin Rossdale welcomed the newest member of their family - Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale - at 12:46 PST on August 21, 2008. The couple’s second son, Zuma was born weighing 8.5 lbs. Mother, baby and family are all happy [...]
Paris Hilton Responds To John McCain Ad
Paris Hilton is responding to John McCain’s recent political attack ad against his Democratic rival Barack Obama, where the heiress, along with Britney Spears, was compared to the Illinois senator. After offering her solution to the energy crisis, Hilton told viewers, “See you at the debate, bitches.” Paris also said she was looking at Rihanna [...]
Asa The Comic ‘Miley Doing Her Thing’ Video
Asa The Comic is coming to the defense of Miley Cyrus over the continuous private pictures of the ‘Hannah Montana’ in various states of undress that have found their way online. “Now me and Miley go way back like Nick Cannon in drag,” the puppet raps. Watch the comedy clip below.
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John Mayer Hosts ‘Am I Really A Celebrity?’
TMZ challenged John Mayer to host an episode for the gossip web site, and the singer songwriter took them up on it after being told by Harvey Levin they have pictures of his !@#$!. Mayer is seen asking people on the streets of New York City if they recognized him in a game of ‘Am [...]
