Humor
Disney Unveils New Line Of Genetically Engineered Child Stars
News parody site The Onion is reporting on a new line of genetically engineered child stars, which Disney claims its latest batch are lifelike, you’ll barely be able to tell they have no souls. Watch an interview with Dr. Andrew Roark, the lead geneticist at Disney Labs, below.
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Leno On Lindsay Lohan Speaking Out Against Sarah Palin
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “In her blog, Lindsay Lohan this week is speaking out. Lindsay Lohan has come out against Sarah Palin. Although most people are reserving judgment until they hear from Nicole Richie and Jessica Simpson. You know, I want to make an informed decision. I need [...]
Bill Maher’s New Rules For The Jonas Brothers
Bill Maher went after the Jonas Brothers in his “New Rules” segment last night on ‘Real Time’. “New rule. The Jonas Brothers have to stop saying people hate them for their purity rings,” Maher said. “We hate you because you blow. The boys say they wear the purity rings to show their commitment to remain [...]
Gwen Stefani Gives Birth To Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale
No Doubt singer Gwen Stefani posted the following message on her official web site:
Kingston, Gwen and Gavin Rossdale welcomed the newest member of their family – Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale – at 12:46 PST on August 21, 2008. The couple’s second son, Zuma was born weighing 8.5 lbs. Mother, baby and family are all happy [...]
Paris Hilton Responds To John McCain Ad
Paris Hilton is responding to John McCain’s recent political attack ad against his Democratic rival Barack Obama, where the heiress, along with Britney Spears, was compared to the Illinois senator. After offering her solution to the energy crisis, Hilton told viewers, “See you at the debate, bitches.” Paris also said she was looking at Rihanna [...]
Asa The Comic ‘Miley Doing Her Thing’ Video
Asa The Comic is coming to the defense of Miley Cyrus over the continuous private pictures of the ‘Hannah Montana’ in various states of undress that have found their way online. “Now me and Miley go way back like Nick Cannon in drag,” the puppet raps. Watch the comedy clip below.
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John Mayer Hosts ‘Am I Really A Celebrity?’
TMZ challenged John Mayer to host an episode for the gossip web site, and the singer songwriter took them up on it after being told by Harvey Levin they have pictures of his !@#$!. Mayer is seen asking people on the streets of New York City if they recognized him in a game of ‘Am [...]
Britney Spears’ Job As Jamie Lynn Gave Birth To Maddie
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “Congratulations to Jamie Lynn Spears, gave birth to a baby girl named Maddie yesterday. Her sister Britney’s job during the birth was to give Jamie Lynn ice chips and try to keep the cigarette smoke out of her face.”
It’s Important Britney Spears Spends Time With Jamie Lynn’s Baby
Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “Britney Spears flew to Mississippi this week to help her sister Jamie Lynn with her new baby. True. Yeah, Britney says it’s really important that she spend time with the baby now, ’cause soon, it will be busy raising its own baby. Got about [...]
Scientists Baffled By White Powdery Substance On Mars
Craig Ferguson joked during his ‘Late Late Show’ monologue on Tuesday night, “The Mars Lander was digging and found a white powdery substance. Scientists are baffled. Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been anywhere near Mars.”
