Paris Hilton is responding to John McCain’s recent political attack ad against his Democratic rival Barack Obama, where the heiress, along with Britney Spears, was compared to the Illinois senator. After offering her solution to the energy crisis, Hilton told viewers, “See you at the debate, bitches.” Paris also said she was looking at Rihanna to be her runningmate. Watch the FunnyOrDie.com comedy clip below.
Asa The Comic is coming to the defense of Miley Cyrus over the continuous private pictures of the ‘Hannah Montana’ in various states of undress that have found their way online. “Now me and Miley go way back like Nick Cannon in drag,” the puppet raps.
The comedy clip at YouTube has since been removed.
TMZ challenged John Mayer to host an episode for the gossip web site, and the singer songwriter took them up on it after being told by Harvey Levin they have pictures of his !@#$!. Mayer is seen asking people on the streets of New York City if they recognized him in a game of ‘Am I Really A Celebrity?’.
The comedy clip at TMZ.com has since been removed.
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “Congratulations to Jamie Lynn Spears, gave birth to a baby girl named Maddie yesterday. Her sister Britney’s job during the birth was to give Jamie Lynn ice chips and try to keep the cigarette smoke out of her face.”
Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “Britney Spears flew to Mississippi this week to help her sister Jamie Lynn with her new baby. True. Yeah, Britney says it’s really important that she spend time with the baby now, ’cause soon, it will be busy raising its own baby. Got about six years, I think.”
Craig Ferguson joked during his ‘Late Late Show’ monologue on Tuesday night, “The Mars Lander was digging and found a white powdery substance. Scientists are baffled. Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been anywhere near Mars.”
Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday night, “Clay Aiken is in the news. Yep. Clay Aiken announced that he’s gonna be a father by artificially inseminating a woman. Yeah. No, Aiken assured his fans, ‘Don’t worry, we won’t be doing it the icky way’.”
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “The other night on ‘American Idol’, Jason Castro was voted off. A lot of people think the reason was – we saw the show – maybe he forgot the words to a song and he kind of totally spaced out and he lost his train of thought. And he got kicked off. You know, if that gets you kicked off ‘American Idol’, how is Paula Abdul still there?”
Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday night, “In Los Angeles, a judge has ruled that Britney Spears can spend Mother’s Day with her kids. Her kids are thrilled because they’ve never been to a nightclub.”
Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “Jamie Lynn Spears, you all know about her. She’s pregnant. And it’s been reported that Jamie Lynn Spears has been getting advice from her sister Britney on motherhood. [Laughter] Yeah. And even worse, Jamie Lynn has been taking driving lessons from Lindsay Lohan.”