CBS Goes For Wholesome Performers At Grammys

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “I guess you heard - CBS is barring Janet Jackson from the Grammy Awards. I guess that CBS would prefer to go with more wholesome performers like R. Kelly, and Christina Aguilera, rappers who talk about their ho’s and bitches. … Because of Janet Jackson’s performance at the Super Bowl, the Grammy Awards will now be on a five minute delay. So they can take out any mistakes. Dick Cheney now wants to use the technology on President Bush’s speeches. … Even though Janet Jackson has been dropped from the Grammy’s, Justin Timberlake is still performing. I don’t know who Justin will be performing with at the Grammy’s, but I’m kinda hoping for Dolly Parton. That wouldn’t be any one handed deal.”


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| Posted on February 9, 2004 at 8:16 pm in Humor
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