Celebrities, Including Jacko, Have God-Given Right To Lie

Adrian Ryan of the Stranger weighed in on the controversy following Martin Bashir’s documentary with Michael Jackson. Ryan said, “What a bunch of tight-assed fascists we’ve become! That Bashir fellow, sniffing around, checking price tags, making tacky comments… I mean really. So Michael is a single turkey-baster dad. Big fu**ing deal. And so he likes to lie about his quadrillion plastic surgeries. Again, big fu**ing deal. I believe that all celebrities have the God-given right–nay, responsibility!–to lie, lie, LIE their famous flaming pants off about whatever they please–especially butt sex, eating disorders, and plastic freaking surgery.”