Charlotte Church Sizes Herself Up

Charlotte Church complained to Heat magazine about fake topless photos of her with an unflattering naked torso. “My friend showed it to me and I was just like, ‘Fu*king hell! I would’ve preferred it if the real photo had got out – at least I’ve got a decent pair,” the Welsh singer said. She added, “I suck my tummy in all the time – it’s good for the stomach muscles. My stomach’s one of my only assets. Although my boobs are quite cool. I hate my legs though. Me, my mum and my nana have no knees. We have legs like vases.”