Cheney Blames Kerry For ‘Gigli’

According to the satirical website, The Borowitz Report, Vice President Dick Cheney today blamed Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry for the box-office bomb ‘Gigli,’ warning that a sequel to the Ben Affleck-Jennifer Lopez turkey might be released if Sen. Kerry is elected. “In all of his public statements, Sen. Kerry has yet to identify ‘Gigli’ as one of the worst films of all time, leading one to conclude that he wouldn’t mind at all if there was a sequel,” Cheney stated.