Cheney Named Interim King Of Pop
According to the Borowitz Report, the White House this weekend appointed Vice President Dick Cheney to the position of Interim King of Pop, filling what it termed a “dangerous power vacuum.” Appearing on ‘Meet the Press’ wearing one sequined glove, Mr. Cheney said, “Clearly, the office of King of Pop has been tarnished, but I hope that by churning out a steady stream of #1 hit singles, as well as by busting some funky moves, I will bring its luster back like never before.”
Tags:
Related News
Leave a Reply
Comment Rules: No profanity, comments must be related to the post, URLs posted will not be clickable (href is disabled), e-mail addresses in the message body will be deleted, and no personal attacks against other posters.
Allowable HTML: <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>
