Cheney Named Interim King Of Pop

According to the Borowitz Report, the White House this weekend appointed Vice President Dick Cheney to the position of Interim King of Pop, filling what it termed a “dangerous power vacuum.” Appearing on ‘Meet the Press’ wearing one sequined glove, Mr. Cheney said, “Clearly, the office of King of Pop has been tarnished, but I hope that by churning out a steady stream of #1 hit singles, as well as by busting some funky moves, I will bring its luster back like never before.”