Cheryl Cole: Ashley’s ‘Totally Pathetic Round The House’

Girls Aloud star Cheryl Cole is blasting her soccer star hubby Ashley’s “pathetic” skills around the house. “He rang me one day last week and asked me, ‘How do I cook Super-noodles?’ I couldn’t believe it – especially as it says ‘boil for two minutes’ on the front of the packet,” the 23-year-old explained. “I don’t know why he likes them – must be for the quickness because he can’t be arsed to do anything else!”