Cigarette Lighters And Breast Milk Allowed On Flights Again

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “And in airline security news, passengers can now, once again, bring cigarette lighters and breast milk on the plane. You can carry on cigarette lighters and breast milk. So, good news for . … Hey, you hear about this? Britney has done it again. There’s pictures of her in Malibu, taking off her clothes in front of the paparazzi, stripping down to her panties and running into the ocean. You know what you call it when wears panties? A disguise.”

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