Contributed by Brazilianguy_2003:
He said as his final joke, “Britney Spears is the news everyone” (Audience whoops and hollers) “Thats right she has now admitted that she is no longer virgin in ‘W’ magazine…. and meanwhile Christina Aguilera has also admitted she is no longer a virgin in ‘Duh’ magazine.” He also had his famous SAT analogies on her. “Britney is to losing her virginity to Justin Timberlake as, that’s right, *NSYNC is to losing their virginity to Justin Timberlake.”