Conan O’Brien Targets Idol, Lance Bass & Christina Aguilera
Conan O’Brien joked during his tonight show monologue on Wednesday, “According to the trade papers, ‘American Idol’ judge, Simon Cowell, is about to sign up for a second season because the producers offered him $1 million. Yeah, and not only that, Paula Abdul is about to sign up for a second season because producers said she could live in her dressing room.” Next on Conan’s list was Lance. “The Russian space program announced that they have kicked out Lance Bass because, because of late payment, they’ve kicked him out. And in his place, the Russians are sending up a cargo container. That’s true. Yeah, not only that, *NSYNC has also replaced Lance Bass with a cargo container.” Finally, Conan joked, “At the VMAs, Christina Aguilera and Eminem ended their feud, which began when Eminem falsely bragged that she had once given him oral sex. And apparently, Aguilera was so happy that the feud was over, she gave Eminem oral sex. I couldn’t believe it — it’s true.”
Tags: American Idol, Christina Aguilera, Lance Bass
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