Conan O’Brien’s SAT Analogies

During Monday night’s SAT Analogies skit on ‘Late Night’ Conan O’Brien joked, “We’ll start with a pretty easy one. Jordin Sparks is to ‘I grew up on American Idol’ as Paula Abdul is to ‘I threw up on American Idol.’ … ‘Lindsay Lohan 2005′ is to ‘I’m a box office smash’ as ‘Lindsay Lohan 2007′ is to ‘I smashed into a box office’. … Joey Chestnut is to ‘new world record holder for hot dog eating’ as Clay Aiken is to ‘world record holder for calls and e-mails to Joey Chestnut’. … And finally, final episodes of ‘The Sopranos’ is to ‘lots of guys get aggressively whacked, resulting in a messy loss of bodily fluids’ as Paris Hilton is to, that’s right, ‘popular hotel heiress.’”