Conan O’Brien’s SAT Anologies
Conan O’Brien offered several celebrity related S.A.T. Analogies during last night’s ‘Late Night’ broadcast: “Britney Spears 2000 is to ‘Hit Me Baby, One More Time’ as Britney Spears 2006 is to, that’s right, ‘Drop my baby, one more time.’ … Roger Ebert is to loves ‘Prairie Home Companion’ as Michael Jackson is to loves ‘Barely Grown Companion’. … Tiger Woods is to ‘dreams of hole in one’, as Clay Aiken is to ‘dreams of hole in Juan’.”
One Year Since Jackson’s Not Guilty Verdict
June 14, 2006 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “You know, it’s one year ago today — Michael Jackson was found not guilty of all charges in his child molestation case, one year ago today. In fact, Michael said he still has fondling memories of the case.”
Evidence Michael Jackson Faked Bruising
June 13, 2006 – Roger Friedman of FoxNews.com obtained four photos of Michael from sources close to the singer which show him in a bathroom at the Ritz-Carlton Hotel in Lake Las Vegas, Nevada. They were taken at least eight days after his arrest on child molestation charges on November 20, 2003, where Jackson alleged to have been roughed up by sheriffs. The sequence of photos show is that he, according to sources, self-inflicted a wound on his arm and caused a rapidly rising welt to form. Read more and check out the pictures here.
Schaffel V Jacko Trial Set To Begin Next Monday
June 12, 2006 – Roger Friedman of FoxNews.com reports that Michael Jackson hopes to defend himself in his court case with former associate F. Marc Schaffel by painting Schaffel as a producer of gay pornography, who doesn’t deserve reimbursement because he’s a “bad man.” Friedman writes, “But regardless of his vocation, Schaffel is known to keep meticulous records of his financial transactions. Indeed, his records were responsible for helping Jackson get acquitted last year of conspiracy when the government claimed he’d held a family against their will.” Read more.
How Jackson Spent 6-6-06
June 8, 2006 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “You know how Michael Jackson spent 6/6/06? With three 6-year-olds.”
Jacko Finds Freedom In Bahrain
June 7, 2006 – La Toya Jackson confirmed to ‘Access Hollywood’ that her brother Michael Jackson has no plans to return from Bahrain to the Neverland Ranch. “He feels like he has this freedom in a sense now that he is over there,” she said. “And he is happier than he has ever been.”
James Hewitt & Rebecca Loos Cover Jacko On ‘X Factor’
June 3, 2006 – The Simon Cowell mentored duo James Hewitt and Rebecca Loos performed the Michael Jackson hit ‘The Way You Make Me Feel’ on ‘X Factor: Battle of the Stars’ fourth night. After the pair’s performance, Louis Walsh called them the UK’s Sonny & Cher, Sharon Osbourne said James was a cad with all his pelvic thrusts, and Simon said “Suddenly I don’t miss Michael Jackson anymore.” Video at YouTube has since been removed.
Friedman’s Still Got Questions For Liz Taylor
June 1, 2006 – Roger Friedman of FoxNews.com shared his thoughts on Liz Taylor’s appearance last night on CNN’s ‘Larry King Live’ and her remarks about Michael Jackson. Friedman was upset that King never asked Taylor why she never defended him during the entire child molestation trial even though she is now, or why she demanded a $637,000 piece of jewelry for appearing in his rebuttal video on Fox in 2003. Read more.
