Conan Targets Britney’s Mom & Paris Hilton On Monday’s ‘Late Night’

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Monday night, “Britney Spears’ mother says she is writing a book about motherhood. Yeah. Apparently Britney’s mom is calling the book ’135 Consecutive Poor Decisions’.” Conan later joked during his S.A.T. Analogies segment, “Isaac Newton is to, ‘What goes up must come down’ as Paris Hilton is to, ‘What goes up must go in’.”