Conan’s SAT Analogies

‘Late Night’ host Conan O’Brien had a skit to help out high school viewers prepare for the dreaded SAT exams by preparing SAT analogies on Thursday night. Conan joked, “Federal prosecutor is to ‘I’m trying someone named Scooter’ as Michael Jackson is to ‘That’s right, what a coincidence, I’m also trying someone named Scooter’. … Thomas Jefferson is to has face on the $2 bill, as Clay Aiken is to paid $2 to put face under guy named Bill.”