Congratulations To Elton John

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Today was hump day, or as they call it in England, Elton John’s wedding day. Yesiree, bob. Congratulations to Elton John. He tied the knot today. Then after he was done, he untied him. But hey, no, he married his longtime male companion, David Furnish. You know, I think this is one celebrity marriage we don’t have to worry about Angelina Jolie breaking up. … Actually, did you see it on TV? It was a beautiful ceremony. I understand the bouquet was caught by Ryan Seacrest. … It was lovely. He caught the bouquet. And the bachelor party, did you see that on the news? The waiters were shirtless and wearing riding boots, which is what Elton wore on the wedding night, actually. … No, the bachelor party was held at a gay nightclub. It was packed. There must have been 20 guys for every guy. It was unbelievable.”