Contract Awarded For Michael Jackson Makeover

David Letterman joked during his Late Show monologue on Monday night, “You probably saw this coming, Michael Jackson, he’s getting a complete makeover. Yes. To make himself look more macho and less creepy. That’s right. Today they awarded that contract to Halliburton. They got the big deal. … But he’s already made a difference, you can see the difference already in Michael’s face. Because already today he was wearing a more manly shade of mascara.”