Culkin And Tucker To Testify For Michael Jackson

Tina Fey joked during last night’s ‘Weekend Update’ on ‘Saturday Night Live’: “Sources say Macaulay Culkin and Chris Tucker are willing to testify that Michael Jackson never molested them during their many childhood sleepovers at Neverland Ranch. In a related story, I’m going to testify in the Robert Blake trial, because that guy never tried to murder me. Never murdered me once.”