David Letterman Joins In On The Jacko Jokes Fun

David Letterman joked during his Late Show monologue on Wednesday night, “As you know, federal agents raided Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch out in Santa Barbara yesterday. If he’s not careful, this is the sort of thing that people might start to think he’s peculiar. Michael was so upset that he contacted Rush Limbaugh’s housekeeper to get some sedatives. Michael Jackson’s spokesman said that he had no comment because he didn’t know what the raid was about – well, that makes him the only one. It was a huge deal. There were over 60 feds on the ranch property – they didn’t find much, but they did find O.J.’s knife.”