David Letterman joked during his Late Show monologue on Monday night, “The verdict is in and Michael Jackson is not guilty on all charges. However, his plastic surgeon was found guilty on all counts. … This just in, Saddam Hussein wants his trial moved to Santa Maria, California. … After the trial the press was talking to the jurors and one of the jurors said that Michael’s innocence was as plain as the nose on his face. … Michael had lots of supporters. In fact even if convicted his chimp said that he would wait for Michael. … We knew the jury was close to a verdict today because earlier they asked the judge to see O.J.’s glove. … Michael said he was thankful for the California legal system and a jury of 12 dumbasses.”
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