Debbie Rowe Could Be Effective Witness Against Jacko

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “And if you notice, if you’ve been following the Michael Jackson trial, you know, it’s every day when Michael Jackson arrives at the courthouse, even though it’s sunny out, a member of his entourage will hold an umbrella out over his head. Do you know why they do that? See, Michael is not used to the sunlight we have here on earth. His home planet is further from the sun. These rays are very alien to him. … And boy, Michael made a big mistake Tuesday. Oh, man. Did you hear about this? A group of kids were taking a a tour of the courthouse, and Michael thought it was his conjugal visit. … And according to the latest report, Debbie Rowe, the biological mother of Michael’s children and Michael’s ex-wife is going to testify against him. Do you know why she’s doing it? She always wanted to meet him in person. … I think she could be a very effective witness. You know, this could be another case of ‘she said, she said’.”