Debbie Rowe, Macaulay Culkin To Testify

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “This week, Michael Jackson’s ex-wife, Debbie Rowe, is scheduled to testify against him at his sexual molestation trial. His ex-wife. He thought his face was white before — oh, my gosh! … Hey, you know who else is going testify? Macaulay Culkin. Macaulay Culkin, now, he’s going to testify for the other side. He’s going to testify for the defense. He’s expected to say that he was never, ever molested by Michael. How about that? They finally found a kid that wasn’t.”


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| Posted on April 26, 2005 at 2:52 am in Humor

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