Contributed Anonymously: Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley appeared on Howard Stern’s radio show this morning to promote the band’s new single ‘Pieces”. The majority of the discussion was of course focused on Deryck’s sex life including his relationships with ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton and current girlfriend Avril Lavigne. Deryck gives every sordid personal detail imaginable in the interview.
New Year’s Resolutions For 25 Most Annoying Celebs
January 12, 2005 – In case they’re not aware of how annoying they’ve become, The New York Daily News prepared a few New Year’s resolutions for the 25 worst celebrity offenders, including Madonna, Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, and Paris Hilton. They tell Spears, “You told us you were taking a break. We hope you mean it. You and your second husband are free to wear sweats and gobble chicken fingers at will. Just don’t hit us with it one more time. We think you’re toxic.”
Who Would You Rather Smell Like?
January 8, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “They say in the battle of the perfumes, Britney Spears is outselling Paris Hilton. Well sure. Who would you rather smell like, a pop star or a porn star?”
Britney Spears Beats Paris Hilton In Perfume Sales Battle
January 6, 2005 – A source tells The New York Post that Britney “kicked Paris Hilton’s butt” in the Curious vs. Paris fragrance battle. Fragrance-industry insiders say Spears has soundly outsold Hilton. “Britney’s perfume was with Elizabeth Arden while Paris did her deal with a second-tier company, Parlux, and it shows,” a spy revealed. Hilton is said to be extremely upset at the poor sales.
Paris Hilton ‘Wins’ Richard Roeper’s Goof Award
December 30, 2004 – Richard Roeper of The Chicago Sun-Times gave out his Goof Award for 2004 to Paris, but took the opportunity to get digs in at the year’s nominees, including Janet Jackson, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson, and Jessica’s father Joe.