Drew Carey Fills In For Leno’s Thursday Jacko-logue

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “Well, according to a story just released today, Michael Jackson is broke. ABC is reporting that he is not able to make his payroll for the Neverland ranch. To give you an idea of how broke he is, last night at his dinner table, the kids said, ‘llama again?’” After reminding the audience about his gag order in the Jackson case, Leno brought out Drew Carey to fill in on the Jacko-logue. Carey joked, “You know, Michael Jackson showed up in court late today wearing his pajamas bottoms. You know what? If we find a kid wearing the pajama top, we have another court case on our hands. … Yeah, he showed up in court. He was looking stiff, awkward. He had difficulty moving. Hey, maybe he is really white. … The official word from the Jackson camp is he has a a hurt back. Hey, kids are heavier now. … What does Michael Jackson call a school bus? Meals on wheels, everybody. Meals on wheels. … You know where Michael’s two favorite places to go on vacation are? Youngstown and Boise. … What does Michael Jackson never say after having sex? ‘Why don’t you grow up?’ … This is disturbing news. The accuser’s brother testified that Michael Jackson walked around naked and aroused. And here’s the creepy part. It was at Chuck E. Cheese. That was the creepy part. … Yesterday, we heard testimony from the accuser’s younger brother. Or as Michael calls them, ‘Plan B’. … Yeah, observers say that Michael rarely looked at his accuser on the stand. Well, of course, he didn’t. The kid’s 15 now.”