Drug-Addled ‘Sally’ Suffers Nervous Breakdown

A blind item at GossipGirl.net asks, “So what ever became of that fake-breasted fake blond pop princess with the permanently bare midriff whose songs were always on the radio when you woke up in the morning and stayed in your head all day, driving you insane. I’ll call her ‘Sally’ here, so as not to offend any of her adoring fans, but I’m sure you know who I’m talking about. I heard she had a nervous breakdown and has been in rehab in Palm Springs ever since.”