Abbie Normal of the Santa Cruz Sentinel reviewed Jessica Simpson’s big-screen debut ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’, horrified by the flick. “Everything about ‘Dukes’ is an abomination,” Normal writes. “Absolutely do not go see it. It will maim you. Your spirit will be crushed. You’ll need an intervention. No one will talk to you if they find out you saw it. Unless, of course, you are an 11-year-old boy. They’ll adore Jessica Simpson’s boobs and the bland car chases.”
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