‘Dukes’ Is Dangerous For Humans And All Living Things

Abbie Normal of the Santa Cruz Sentinel reviewed ’s big-screen debut ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’, horrified by the flick. “Everything about ‘Dukes’ is an abomination,” Normal writes. “Absolutely do not go see it. It will maim you. Your spirit will be crushed. You’ll need an intervention. No one will talk to you if they find out you saw it. Unless, of course, you are an 11-year-old boy. They’ll adore ’s boobs and the bland car chases.”


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8 thoughts on “‘Dukes’ Is Dangerous For Humans And All Living Things

  1. lilbrookiie says:

    wow the movie has been getting REALLY REALLY bad reviews

  2. Cabati says:

    yep. it’s at 18% on rottentomatoes.com

  3. RobScott says:

    That was VERY poorly written for someone who’s supposedly a columnist/journalist. I’m more horrified by this person’s writing style than anything Jessica could do.

  4. EveryoneSucks says:

    Dukes’ Is Dangerous For Humans And All Living Things’, ‘hehe I’m sure it is.

  5. jeepgrrl says:

    I’m sure the movie is awful, but I absolutely noticed the same thing about this person’s writing style. At one point she wrote it felt like someone was pouring beet juice in her eyes? What the hell?

  6. AGUILERAFAN says:

    IT’S A SHAME PEOPLE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO HARM OTHERS I MEAN THIS IS PURE JEALOUSY AND ENVY JESS IS PRETTY BUT NOT VERY TO SAY SHE LOOKS EVIL IS SOMETHING ELSE!

  7. Gzuzdude2007 says:

    It made 30 million I still can’t believe it! Her acting is awful, though I haven’t seen the movie, I have seen the previews and that’s enough for me. Oh well I guess us Americans will pay $8.00 to go see any movie.

  8. popfan_23 says:

    Don’t judge a book by it’s cover…’, ‘how in the hell can you say her acting is bad if you haven’t even seen the movie? you’re just assuming, and what happens when you assume? you make an ass out of yourself

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