Dutch Political Party Aims To Lower Age Of Consent

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “A Dutch court has given approval for a new political party whose main goal — this is the only goal of this political party. Is to lower the age of sexual consent from 16 to 12. This is true. Isn’t that unbelievable? And was seen shopping for wooden shoes.”

A Hot Day In Encino

July 18, 2006 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “It was so hot in Encino, Michael Jackson actually stopped at a young boy’s lemonade stand and just bought the lemonade.”

Debbie Rowe Threatening To Tell All

July 15, 2006 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “The new Wayans Brothers movie ‘Little Man’ opened today. The movie’s about a dwarf who’s pretending to be a little baby. Or as Michael Jackson called it, a romantic comedy. … Hey, did you hear about this? Michael ex-wife, Debbie Rowe, is suing Michael now for not paying her what he promised her. The rumor is she is threatening to tell all. Tell all? What’s left to tell? And if there’s more, I don’t want to hear it.”

Woman And Son Paid Off By Jacko Named

July 13, 2006 – Michael Jackson’s lawyers deny there was any payoff, but the New York Daily News has learned the identity of the mother and son who allegedly got $300,000 from an aide to the pop star after agreeing to bolt America for Argentina during the 2003 child-molestation probe.

Jackson To Live In Ireland?

July 12, 2006 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Michael Jackson might be moving to Ireland. He will go by his Irish name, Pat O’File.”

Jackson Moving To Ireland?

July 11, 2006 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “Hey, here’s the latest rumor about Michael Jackson. He’s moving to Ireland. Hey, you thought leprechauns & were hard to find before. ‘Let’s get the wee people out of here, laddy.'”

Jacko Attempted To Adopt Two Brazilian Babies

July 10, 2006 – Roger Friedman of FoxNews.com reports Michael Jackson tried to adopt two babies in Brazil in 2002 and 2003, telling former associate Marc Schaffel in a taped phone message “Get me two boys, no, get me a girl and a boy.” A source said, “It sounds like someone asking you to run down to the store and get ice cream.” The article at FoxNews.com has since been removed.

Michael Jackson Paid $300k To Family Dodging Sneddon

July 8, 2006 – A top-secret $300,000 payment Michael had delivered to Argentina was “relocation money” for a family who fled the U.S. to duck questioning by cops during the 2003 child-molestation probe, the New York Daily News has learned. “It was not the first time they got money,” according to a source. “It’s unclear whether they claimed their son was abused or that he was a witness to [alleged] abuse of another child.”


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One thought on “Dutch Political Party Aims To Lower Age Of Consent

  1. Justifine says:

    Another lie by the New York Post. The New York post, despite it’s prestigious name, is a tabloid publication. Every week it has new stories that are made up and it’s getting old. As of now, no one knows what the $300,000 payment was for, or to whom. Jackson owns vases alone that are $500,000, hell the guy could have bought a new lamp. The New York Post needs to get a life and stop deceiving the public for profit.

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