Enrique’s Lover Is A Secret Drug-Peddling Lesbian Hooker

News of the World reports that the blonde TV presenter Enrique Iglesias romped with behind Anna Kournikova’s back is a secret drug-peddling lesbian hooker. “You can have the whole night with me for £2,500,” revealed 25-year-old Emma Kearney. “I do a lesbian show with my flatmate. I’m bisexual and we like to work together—that’s usually enough for most men. And I can get heaps of cocaine for you. It’s only £50 a gram.” Emma boasted, “I’ve been with some really famous people. I’ve been with Enrique Iglesias. He was all right as a lover but he wasn’t top notch. I went with Keanu Reeves as well when he was in Sydney filming ‘Matrix’. Now I’m looking for another star. It’s good for my CV!”