Entire City On Edge For Paris Hilton Verdict

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “For the first time ever, the city of Lynnwood, California, is getting a a Hilton – Paris Hilton, that’s right. … Paris Hilton is going to jail. That shows you how fast things can change overnight, she’s gone from a a reality show to reality. … 45 days in jail, she got. Which is gonna be tough. Especially for that little chihuahua she carries around. That little dog is learning how to drink out of a metal toilet – that’s gonna be tricky. … And Paris called her punishment ‘cruel and unwarranted’, which was the same thing people said about her CD when it came out. Remember that? … I tell you, though, you know, it was a little scary when the verdict against Paris was first read. Like, the entire city here was on edge. In fact, police in Beverly Hills had to go on tactical alert to make sure that rich, airhead party girls didn’t storm the perfume counter at barneys. It was frightening. … Now, while in prison, Paris Hilton will be segregated from the general population. This is due to a request from the general population. … And you know something? I actually think Paris Hilton will do fine in jail. Now, Nicole Richie – I don’t think she could make it in jail. Nicole Richie – imagine having to eat three square meals a day. Oh, my God. The torture, the inhumanity. … Well, the good news, since she lost her license, Paris Hilton was has finally hired a driver. The bad news, it’s Ty Pennington. … Did you hear hear about that? Ty Pennington from ‘Extreme Makeover’ got arrested for a DUI. But the good news, he’s now redoing Paris’ jail cell. It’s gonna be beautiful. Totally made over.”