Female Singer Has A Brain ‘Like A Porn Director’

A blind item in The Mirror asks, “Which female singer has left studio bosses and backing singers stunned by her foul language and X-rated outbursts? The lady in question has a brain ‘like a porn director’ and frequently asks colleagues obscene personal questions.”


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11 thoughts on “Female Singer Has A Brain ‘Like A Porn Director’

  1. Lotus says:

    Sounds a bit made up! Anyway isn’t a blind item suppose to give you a bit more clues?

  2. weebongo says:

    That could be any female pop singer, they’re all sluts.

    Madonna started this whole thing now she has turned every girl singer into a Madonna wannabe. Everything Britney, Christina or Pink does Madonna already did 10 or 20 years ago. When she did it she was much more hardcore then them. The new breed is just tame boring versions of Madonna.

  3. XTiNa_aGuiLeRa says:

    I gotta admit I think it’s xtina

  4. BringMeToLifee says:

    ^aww you are an honest fan!

    Is that fat orange faced [Oompa Lumpa] Christina Aguilera!! Acts Like A Porn Star, Thinks Like A Porn Star = Porn Director = Tina Chiken Drum Stick Legs. I bet when she is older, she will own playboy mansion and take over that old man’s place.

  5. perfectly-imperfect says:

    These are all probably bullsh** but the person that comes to mind is Christina Aguilera. She’s ‘dirrty’. literally.

  6. xtinassister11 says:

    THAT IS SO SAD THAT CHRISTINA IS ALWAYS RUNNING IN YOU HATERS MINDS DO Y’ALL HAVE ANYONE ELSE TO THINK ABOUT OTHER THEN CHRISTINA DAMN CHRISTINA MUST BE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT Y’ALL JEALOUS ALWAYS GOT HER NAME IN Y’ALL NASTY ASS MOUTHS GET OVER YOUR JEALOUSY YOU UGLY ASS WHORES. LOL CHRISTINA ROCKS.

  7. BadAss4Backstreet says:

    Considering Britney can’t do an interview without using SOME swear word, my guess is her.

  8. devon22 says:

    It probably is Christina, but I bet she didn’t act anything like that up until pretty recently – there wasn’t any gossip or anything before to suggest anything like this and her old interviews don’t suggest it either (she even called Eminem’s blow job comments “disgusting” as well as untrue – doesn’t exactly sound like a porn director, does it?). Christina is trying so hard to become someone else that it’s painful to watch. The new ebonics-style accent she adopted (where was that when she kicking back with the homies on the Mickey Mouse Club? :) ). Emphasizing her part Latino heritage even though she looks white as snow, spent barely a few years with her Latino parent, can’t understand Spanish and had a white bread life up until she (or her management team) decided to tap into the lucrative ethnic music market. In interviews he goes on and on about piercings and the ethnic boys she dates (what, did she date them just to be able to talk about it? did her image consultant advise it or something?). She’s done a good job, though. People are even believing that her music company forced her old look on her, even though in all the pictures and footage of her before the debut album she had the same preppie, twinkie look. Wow, that was a ridiculously long comment. I don’t hate her or anything. She has a good voice and made a good strategic move by jumping off the sinking teen pop boat.

  9. bereaboi05 says:

    Ya know, its really hard trying to do things that haven’t been done before. Especially when you grew up idolizing someone. All these people that you have named may be like Madonna in a way, but in reality, they are totally different.

  10. rachel says:

    haha, they are trying to say its my girl Christina. haha I love her though, because I saw her on TV and she was saying vulgar things to her dancers. She is so crazy that’s why peeps love her.

  11. bella89 says:

    I think Christina too, just because of the clue “X-rated” that kinda works for Christina and they could have done something different than ‘x-rated’ there.

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