Ferguson Jokes About Janet And Michael Jackson

Craig Ferguson joked during his Late Late Show monologue on Thursday night, “A judge today ordered a man to stay 100 feet away from Janet Jackson. Now here’s the test to see if you’re too close – if you can see her nipple without squinting. … Michael Jackson, the other Jackson, was late to court due to illness. The good news is, he’s got a clean bill of health from the ear, nose, nose, nose, no nose, and throat doctor.”