Ferguson Jokes About Janet And Michael Jackson

Craig Ferguson joked during his Late Late Show monologue on Thursday night, “A judge today ordered a man to stay 100 feet away from Janet Jackson. Now here’s the test to see if you’re too close – if you can see her nipple without squinting. … Michael Jackson, the other Jackson, was late to court due to illness. The good news is, he’s got a clean bill of health from the ear, nose, nose, nose, no nose, and throat doctor.”

Janet Jackson Not Attending Michael’s Trial

March 24, 2005 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday night, “This week in the Michael Jackson trial, Michael has a sore back. So to be more comfortable, he’s been resting on an orthopedic pillow. Yeah. And to make himself even more comfortable, Michael has been dressing the pillow up in a cub scout uniform. … According to USA Today — this is what the news has become now — Randy, Jermaine and Tito Jackson have been showing up every day at the Michael Jackson trial. But Janet Jackson hasn’t. Yeah, apparently it has something to do with Janet having a job.”

Janet And Michael Jackson Plan ‘Scream’ Remix Release

March 24, 2005 – Neil Sean of Sky News reports that Janet’s feeling excited about commercially releasing a bootleg remix of her late 90s classic anthem ‘Scream’, featuring Janet and her brother Michael Jackson, after getting Jacko’s permission to release the track. “I really think of that song as the ultimate in our talents and we loved the remix straight away when we heard it,” Jackson told a spy.

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