Contributed anonymously:
So many of you get so serious and worked up about all this stuff, I don’t get why! The music industry today is a JOKE!!! Don’t get mad about it, just laugh! I mean come on!!
There is a scantily clad, clown haired girl with the vocals of Aretha Franklin.
An exhibitionist who is constantly drunk and haggard and does the funniest things.
A little punk poser who is actually more like a homecoming queen.
A few boys thrown together to make boyband after boyband.
A woman better known for her large butt than her music.
A couple of typical sugar and spice and everything nice girls.
A lunitic with great chords who breaks down every once in a while and just shows up places..
A couple of hetero-questionable latino singers.
A woman so old that she needs to kiss other women and remarry as many times as possible to convince herself she is peter pan,
and a man who lives in neverland – literally – and just happens to enjoy the company of little boys, and then there’s his sister!
The “musicians” of today – Avril Lavigne , Britney Spears , Christina Aguilera , the BackSteet Boys , *NSYNC , Enrique Inglesias , Ricky Martin , Jennifer Lopez , Madonna , Michael Jackson , Jessica Simpson , Mandy Moore , Mariah Carey etc.
They do not make up a music industry – they make up a freak show!!
So don’t get so damn uptight, just relax and laugh