General Clark Admits He Detests Madonna

According to satirical website The Borowitz Report, one day after dropping out of the race for the Democratic presidential nomination, former General Wesley Clark admitted today that he “detests” Madonna, telling reporters, “Sucking up to that ho was the low point of my entire life.” Clark, who only briefly before declaring himself a candidate didn’t identify himself with a political party said, “Pretending to like Madonna’s movies was even harder than pretending to be a Democrat.”