George Michael Arrested Again

George Michael in a suit

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “ arrested again! Found once more, slumped over in his car, high, by the side of the road. How many times has he been found passed out behind the wheel? What is this, like the tenth time? What do you have to do to lose your license in England? Ram the Queen? … This guy falls asleep at the wheel more times than President Bush. This is unbelievable! … He’s like the British version of Otis the Drunk on ‘The Andy Griffith Show’. He goes to sleep — ‘Oh, why don’t you wake me up before you go-go.’ There you go.”

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