‘Gigli’ Stars Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Flee Angry U.S.
According to the Borowitz Report, President Bush made the decision to authorize a $25 million bounty on Jennifer Lopez and fiance Ben Affleck after a closed-door screening of ‘Gigli’ at the White House Friday night with his top national security advisors. “The search for a weapon of mass destruction is over,” Mr. Bush said gravely after seeing the film. When told the couple may have other co-starring vehicles in the pipeline, Mr. Bush said, “Do not – I repeat – do not bring ‘em on.” Jen and Ben have fled America upon learning of the news.
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