Good News For LA’s Female Inmates

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Finally, some good news for the female inmates here in Los Angeles. They will always have Paris. That’s nice to know. … Oh, gosh. Well, it’s now been 48 hours since reported to jail, which sets a new L.A. Record for longest time any celebrity has ever been in prison here in L.A. … And I guess they went through the whole search thing. They said on the news it was her first body cavity search that did not involve a camera. Ouch. … Actually, there was one embarrassing moment during Paris Hilton’s cavity search. I didn’t tell you about this. One embarrassing moment. They found Tinkerbell, her pet chihuahua. … Yeah, apparently – you know, and they are covering this thing like it’s the moon landing, you know. MSNBC, they’ve got a ‘Paris Watch’. Like, they said Sunday night Paris was given her first prison meal, which consisted of cereal, a slice of bread and juice. Or as Nicole Richie calls it, ‘An all-you-can-eat buffet.’ … I’ve got to tell you something. I still don’t think Paris Hilton really understands this whole prison thing. Like when she met the warden, she told him she wanted to be a model prisoner, but she demanded her own photographer.”

Tries To Throw Off Reporters

June 5, 2007 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Monday night, “Of course, the biggest news of all, is now in jail. This is the latest. Paris Hilton, tried to throw reporters off the trail by turning herself in at a men’s prison instead of at a women’s prison. That’s true, yeah. Not surprisingly, no one was fooled. … Paris is in prison with 2,200 other inmates. That’s true. Yeah, when the other inmates saw Paris, they yelled, ‘Hey, look, a tunnel we can all fit through’.”

Paris Hilton Prison Pictures Worth $1 Million?

June 5, 2007 – How far will paparazzi go to get a picture of Paris behind bars? ‘Tabloid Prodigy’ author Marlise Kast spoke with Fox News Channel’s ‘Live Desk’ about a photo of the heiress inside prison would be worth $1 million. They also talked about Lindsay Lohan possibly getting sold out by pal Samantha Ronson. Video at has since been removed.

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