Good News On The Immigration Bill

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “Some good news today. There has been a breakthrough compromise in the immigration bill that will make everyone happy – under the new bill we let in 12 million illegal immigrants but deport Paris Hilton. … In a jailhouse telephone interview with Barbara Walters, Paris Hilton said God has given her a second chance. Today God insisted that Paris didn’t get any special treatment.”


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| Posted on June 15, 2007 at 5:33 pm in Humor

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