Gossip Trading Cards: Creepy Dad

The first gossip trading card by Gallery of the Absurd features Jessica and ’s father, Joe Simpson. Artist “Fourteen 14″ writes, “Papa Simpson elevated his own level of creep straight into the stratosphere a few years ago while speaking of daughter Jessica’s ample assets. This little gem came a’tumbling out of his mouth: ‘If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!’ Not the words you’d expect from a former Baptist minister. Shudder.” Read more.

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