The latest issue of GQ magazine, featuring *NSYNC star Justin Timberlake, includes an open letter to his ex-lover, Britney Spears. They write, “What happened Britney? Once, you were the pubescent light of our lives, the lip-synching fire of our loins. Talentwise, we never confused you with Maria Callas, or even Maria Conchita Alonso, but you were sexy, precocious, and ambitious: Madonna meets JonBenet. You made a couple of good song-we really like ‘I’m a Slave 4 U,’ we didn’t care what anyone said-and you were America’s ranking pop princess. Britney versus Christina? Britney versus Christina was like Reagan versus Mondale. But now we’re worried. Your reputation’s plunging faster than Courtney Love’s blood sugar.”
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