Half Girl, Half Woman, Halfwit

Colin Paterson of the Sunday Herald has interviewed Britney Spears three times. He has yet to find a brain. He writes, “But her vacant mental state is only half the reason why Britney disappoints as a cultural icon. That very status denotes some influence over society. After much thinking, here is a list of Britney’s far reaching impact: she has made the midriff fashionable; brought back the trilby and flat caps; popularised the LA bimbo look; paved the way for the likes of Jessica Simpson and Mandy Moore, and made boob jobs for teenage girls commonplace. A real source of pride that lot. Oh, and if she had never kissed Madonna then there would have been no Janet Jackson nipple at the Superbowl. Britney has taken sexual shock tactics into a whole new areola.”


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| Posted on April 25, 2004 at 12:57 pm in Gossip

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