Has Lindsay Lohan’s Boozing Led To Liver Damage?

When visited doctors when it was reported she was having an emergency appendectomy, the National Enquirer has learned that during her visit, the 20-year-old actress was told she is suffering from liver damage and that she could die if she doesn’t stop drinking soon. “Lindsay’s liver panel shows her drinking is taking a terrible toll on her health,” a source revealed. “Her liver enzymes are extremely elevated, and doctors warned her if she doesn’t quit boozing she could die!”

Doctors Advise Rest For Lindsay Lohan

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “And we want to wish our best to Lindsay Lohan, who’s in the hospital to have her appendix removed. Doctors advised her to get plenty of rest and not drive for a year and a half. … When Paris Hilton heard about Lindsay having her appendix removed, she offered to be a donor.”

Adequite Party Water

BestWeekEver.tv has introduced a new drink for Lindsay Lohan, named after the non-existent work Lohan used in her condolence letter to Robert Altman. The VH1 web site states: “Rehydrate. Rehabilitate. Intoxicate. Introducing Adequite, the world’s first single-grain triple-distilled luxury vodka available in a discreet plastic container that resembles an innocent – yet stylish – water bottle. Specially developed by troubled alcohol enthusiast and occasional movie actress Lindsay Lohan, Adequite is the solution to the problem you’re not ready to admit you have.” Check out the product photo here. The ad joins beadequite.com in parodies of the misspelling.

Drew Barrymore Offers Advice For Lindsay Lohan

Despite admiring Lindsay Lohan, Drew Barrymore is urging the 20-yearold to act more poised. “I know Lindsay and I like her very much,” Barrymore told Harpers’s Bazaar magazine. “You just have to try to be as graceful as you can. I think, do what you want, but just be professional.”

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