Heavy Drinking Over Spring Break

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “To give you an idea how much people have been drinking over spring break, Sanjaya is still on ‘American Idol’. … Well, I guess he performed earlier tonight. Do you think he’ll make it through the week? No, you think so? I think he – I don’t want to say sanjay is a bad singer, but even Britney Spears won’t marry him. Okay, that’s bad. … Hey, did you hear about this? They reached a settlement. Britney has paid her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, $1 million in the divorce. He got $1 million. So, with the money he made from the sale of his CD, he’s now got has $1,000,030. … Well, apparently – apparently he is upset. He’s very disappointed about the small amount of money he said he got. In fact, he is now claiming to be the father of Anna Nicole’s baby.”


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Posted on April 4, 2007 at 8:34 pm in Humor | Comments (0)

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