Hide The Butter Knives From Katy Perry

Dan Wootton of News of the World caught up with Katy Perry in Manchester, where the pop star was sounding more like Jeffrey Dahmer. “Let me give you a piece of relationship advice,” Perry said. “We will love you so much, make you beans on toast and butter your bread. But if you break our heart, we will take the butter knife and cut you into little pieces and put you in the freezer.”