Horniness Finally Gets Nick & Jessica Engaged

The National Enquirer reports Jessica Simpson and her 98 Degree’s boyfriend decided to get married to each other finally, because they were aching to have sex. A source close to Simpson told the Enquirer, “To put it frankly, she and Nick just can’t wait any longer!” The source adds, “Jess is such a sexpot, especially in her singing act, that she can’t keep her legs crossed any longer.” Despite heavy pressure from Nick, Jessica only engaged in make-out sessions and heavy petting with the 98 Degrees star.