How Puffy Drove Jennifer Lopez Nuts
The New York Post has details of Jennifer Lopez’s interview with Vibe magazine, where the singer/actress reveals that Sean ‘P. Diddy’ Combs’ cheating was behind their split. J.Lo said she and Combs “broke up so many times he didn’t believe it was over when it finally ended… I had to think, do I want to be home with kids in 10 years wondering where somebody is at three in the morning?”
Affleck Dumps J.Lo; Will Wed J.Lo’s Wax Statue Instead
May 23, 2003 – According to the satirical site the Borowitz Report, Ben Affleck has dumped fiance Jennifer Lopez and is instead set to marry a wax statue of the curvaceous singer-actress recently unveiled at Madame Tussaud’s wax museum in New York’s Times Square. A friend of the actor said, “As happy as Ben was with Jennifer, I think he has more in common with an inert object.”
Mayor Bloomberg Shows Interest In Jennifer Lopez
May 23, 2003 – The New York Post reports New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg told reporters on Wednesday that he’s ready for a dinner date with Jennifer. “I assume Jennifer Lopez would want to have dinner with me,” he commented. “I don’t know. I never met the young lady, but I’d certainly be willing to.” The mayor insisted his girlfriend, Diana Taylor, wouldn’t mind. “I don’t think she feels threatened,” he chuckled.
85 Year Old Man Wins Jennifer Lopez Butt Double Contest
May 23, 2003 – The Boston Herald reports an 85-year-old retired mutual funds manager won a Jennifer butt-double contest yesterday at the Madame Tussaud’s New York Wax Museum. Tussaud’s spokesguy James Monahan said of Michael Stirna: “He was most bootylicious.” For winning, Stirna will be getting 10 tickets to the wax museum and a membership to a New York sports club.
