Howard Dean Plans To Break Michael Jackson’s Record

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “As part of his education plan, over the weekend presidential candidate Howard Dean announced plans to spend $110 billion on young children. That breaks Michael Jackson’s record… In Vegas, Michael Jackson eluded fans by dressing as an elderly woman. Tito, Jermaine and Latoya Jackson eluded fans by dressing as Tito, Jermaine and Latoya Jackson… Is it really necessary for Michael Jackson to eluded fans by dressing as an elderly woman? If Michael Jackson wants to fool everyone, all he has to do is dress as an adult male… CBS postponed their special next week called ‘Michael Jackson Number Ones’. Instead they’re gonna wait a year and air a special called ‘Michael Jackson Number 3323457b’.”